Wednesday, April 30, 2008

All The Best Dear Fren....

I would like to dedicate this post to a friend of mine Ms Stephanie.
I just want to wish you all the best
in whatever you will do & may GOD bless you always....

(p/s: i use green because she is a green color lover!)

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Energy Booster

I really need something that can boost up my energy. Feeling too tired lately......

Monday, April 14, 2008

Very Funny

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife,

"Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds,
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

I found this joke from --> lots of funny jokes, help me to release my stress

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Lazy Me...

I haven't been updating my blog for quite sometime now. Actually i don't have time to blog since i got this job. Everyday i'm too tired to do anything when i come back from work. Heheheheheh lazy me!!! Nothing much happen actually but we manage to rent a new house. What i really love about the new place is, it takes only 2 minutes to go to my office. The place is not as big as our previous house but it is just nice and the rental is much much more cheaper than before so we can save a lot of money from it. Thanks to my dad who had been very helpful to us in arranging the house and everything. Thanks pak! Love you! Work is another good thing.My colleagues are a bunch of the nicest people that i have ever met. I like and enjoy working with them. This week a had tons of work to do. With the exam result coming out, new intake registration and the orientation week. Haahahahahah my house is still very messy, and I'm still waiting for our new bedroom set to come. Do you realize that i really dont have any idea what am I crapping about?? Better stop now before you get bored reading about this crappy post...LOL!!!

p/s: This thank you also goes to my sis & brother for helping us moving and cleaning the house. Thanks guys!!!